Cheese

I open the fridge and look inside,
And a wonderful sight does meet my eye.
Munster, swiss, mozzarella, and cheddar!
What could ever possibly be better?

I reach out with one trembling hand
And snatch a piece that's next to a can.
I pop the morsel into my mouth,
Thinking "Cheese is the best, without a doubt!"

Then, without warning, my head starts to spin.
Since when has my fridge had a twin?
I clutch my head and fall to the ground,
All of this without making a sound.

I wake up in a hospital bed with a sneeze.
It seems I've forgotten I'm allergic to cheese.